“I want to be so distracted loving life that I never realize I am getting older.”
Category Archives: humour
Shared Sample
Food truck festival
Korean poutine sample
mouse nibbles carton
Colors
Sliding compartments
hide hanging closet colors
rainbow choices
Overcrowding
Chase
Helicopter whirrs
chasing fugitives
dust scatters
Treat Surprise
Playoffs
Hockey playoffs resume today.
Red jerseys with flaming black “C”
can be spotted all over town.
There is a buzz in the air
that has nothing to do with spring.
Even pollinating bees take a
break from the flowers to check
what the fuss is all about.
Pubs and restaurants overflow with
tattooed faces, painted nails,
hats, scarves and body suits.
Patrons swarm in team colours
hoping to watch their idols
celebrate victory.
Horns and pom poms are ready
for the first goal.
Pent up enthusiasm waits for
a reason to roar.
Strangers will hug strangers
and high five anyone passing by.
Cheers will continue long
into the night.
Highlights will be relived
over several pints or more.
Quenched fans will dreamily
flop onto beds with crooked
smiles on their faces.
Lilacs
Tan Lines
Water laps blanket
edge darkening stripes appear
inadvertent tan
Crescent Wrench Plumber
Cartoon characters
drawn in earth tone shades
come alive as I slowly
flip through the pages.
Smirking horsehead saw
with rusty nail legs
gives a toothy grin
as penguin faucets
wearing bright red high tops
run by.
A crow bar beagle
looks puzzled,
not sure what is going on
he walks away
following his enlarged
wooden handle nose.
A red rake
in businessman attire,
furrows his eyebrows
above a deep frown
as only one green leaf
is caught in his tines.
His neighbor,
wearing a dirt brown
suit of his own,
covers his face with a spigot
laughing in spite of himself.
A crescent wrench plumber
shrugs,
hands in pockets
of his bib overalls
he carries on
as if nothing unusual
is happening at all.
Rugby player nut cracker
dives to catch a ball
with a snap
of his claw-like hands;
wobbly Spanish
nut and bolt girl, in her
grey dress with white polka dots
balances precariously on
spiky white heels;
new age corkscrew guy
with black curly beard and
jutting forehead hair, tattoo
on his arm adding to his hip
attitude;
Crescent wrench plumber
ignores them all,
nothing unusual
in his ordinary day.



